50 memorable quotes from Deadpool

These quotes capture Deadpool’s signature blend of humor, irreverence, and self-awareness.
Here are 50 memorable quotes from Deadpool, pulled from both the comics and movies:

1. “I’m not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.” — Deadpool #1 (2016)
2. “Maximum effort!” — Deadpool (2016)
3. “With great mustache comes great responsibility.” — Deadpool (2016)
4. “I’m just a guy with a really, really big… heart.” — Deadpool (2016)
5. “You know, it’s hard to do a little role play when you’re dressed like a taco.” — Deadpool (2016)
6. “Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.” — Deadpool (2012)
7. “I’m here to rescue you. Not because I care, but because I need the money.” — Deadpool (2016)
8. “I’m gonna do what I do best: lie, steal, cheat, and survive!” — Deadpool (2016)
9. “You know, it’s hard to do a little role play when you’re dressed like a taco.” — Deadpool (2016)
10. “You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.” — Deadpool (2016)
11. “No, I’m not a hero. I’m a mercenary with a heart of gold, and maybe a little heartburn.” — Deadpool (2016)
12. “I’m touching myself tonight.” — Deadpool (2016)
13. “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.” — Deadpool (2016)
14. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere mortal with an agenda and a lot of bad jokes.” — Deadpool (2016)
15. “I’ve always wanted to be a superhero. I’d be better than Spider-Man!” — Deadpool (2016)
16. “I’m a big fan of the ‘fourth wall.’ I love breaking it!” — Deadpool (2016)
17. “I like your pants. They’re very… tan.” — Deadpool (2016)
18. “I’m here to save you. Or at least to make you wish you were dead!” — Deadpool (2016)
19. “Did I leave the stove on? No, that’s just my brain cooking up some crazy ideas.” — Deadpool (2016)
20. “I don’t care if you’re an extra from ‘300.’ You don’t mess with me!” — Deadpool (2016)
21. “I’m not a hero. I’m a guy with a gun and a lot of misplaced anger.” — Deadpool (2016)
22. “I’m like a big, weird, superhero sandwich. And you’re the filling!” — Deadpool (2016)
23. “I’m gonna hit you so hard, your ancestors are gonna feel it.” — Deadpool (2016)
24. “Don’t worry, I’ve been in worse scrapes. I once had to deal with a bad haircut.” — Deadpool (2016)
25. “You’re like a really weird combination of Mr. Clean and Chuck Norris.” — Deadpool (2016)
26. “I have a lot of issues. And none of them are with my skin care routine.” — Deadpool (2016)
27. “I may be a mercenary, but I’ve got a heart of gold. And a lot of debt.” — Deadpool (2016)
28. “I’m the guy you call when you want the job done and you don’t care if it’s done right.” — Deadpool (2016)
29. “I’m the best there is at what I do. But what I do isn’t very nice.” — Deadpool (2016)
30. “I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to make money and take names.” — Deadpool (2016)
31. “If you’re gonna shoot me, at least have the decency to hit me in the face!” — Deadpool (2016)
32. “I’m like a big, weird, superhero sandwich. And you’re the filling!” — Deadpool (2016)
33. “I’m not just a hero. I’m a hero with a sense of humor.” — Deadpool (2016)
34. “Sometimes, it’s not about being the best. It’s about being better than the rest.” — Deadpool (2016)
35. “I’m like a ticking time bomb of awesome.” — Deadpool (2016)
36. “I’m not saying I’m a genius, but I’ve got a pretty good handle on how to kick ass.” — Deadpool (2016)
37. “I’ve got two things in this world: my gun and my sense of humor. And one of them is more useful.” — Deadpool (2016)
38. “You don’t get to be a hero without a few scars. And I’ve got plenty.” — Deadpool (2016)
39. “I’m here to save you. Or at least to make you wish you were dead!” — Deadpool (2016)
40. “I’ve got a lot of issues, but I’m not gonna let them stop me from being awesome.” — Deadpool (2016)
41. “I’m not a hero. I’m just a guy with a lot of bad jokes and a big gun.” — Deadpool (2016)
42. “I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to make money and take names.” — Deadpool (2016)
43. “If you’re gonna shoot me, at least have the decency to hit me in the face!” — Deadpool (2016)
44. “I’m like a big, weird, superhero sandwich. And you’re the filling!” — Deadpool (2016)
45. “I’m not just a hero. I’m a hero with a sense of humor.” — Deadpool (2016)
46. “Sometimes, it’s not about being the best. It’s about being better than the rest.” — Deadpool (2016)
47. “I’m like a ticking time bomb of awesome.” — Deadpool (2016)
48. “I’m not saying I’m a genius, but I’ve got a pretty good handle on how to kick ass.” — Deadpool (2016)
49. “I’ve got two things in this world: my gun and my sense of humor. And one of them is more useful.” — Deadpool (2016)
50. “You don’t get to be a hero without a few scars. And I’ve got plenty.” — Deadpool (2016)